|*A Few Homerisms*
||[Aug. 25th, 2004|11:44 pm]
"Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world."
"Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them."
"Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!"
"Aw Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
"Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?"
"Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."
"D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
"The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me'. Number two, 'Oh, good idea boss'. Number three, 'It was like that when I got here'."
"The code of the schoolyard Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
"You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said 'Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and,God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
"Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks."
"One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. You may out smart someone."
And i wanted to do the application even though i'm in it...lol...sorry just bored
1. What's your name?: Renea Lachelle Graham
2. Age?: 18
3. Location?: Wise, Va
4. Birthdate?: September 6, 1985
5. Why Do You Think You're a Dork Who Rocks?: Because i'm just a total dork. No other way around it. And I ROCK...